People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via telapathetic)


when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

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Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Source: hammerlock, via fymhh)


do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via hotwhiteguy)


im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily, via fake-mermaid)

maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

(Source: andrewbreitel, via fake-mermaid)


peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via wahteva)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via date)


why do people look like their art styles so much
they don’t look exactly like it
but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”

(via littleulvar)


is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via fake-mermaid)