theperksofidgaf:

one of the best things is having someone tell you a story about their life and then saying “I’ve never told anyone that before”

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saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via bloubies)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via pepperramone)

chinchie:

have u ever thought about someone and gotten all flustered and happy

(via dancybutt)

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shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via fake-mermaid)

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(Source: meladoodle, via orgasm)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via hate)