fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via telapathetic)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via maliciousmelons)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via fymhh)

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Source: hammerlock, via fymhh)

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via hotwhiteguy)

heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily, via fake-mermaid)

maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

(Source: andrewbreitel, via fake-mermaid)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via mayor-quimby)

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ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via wahteva)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via date)

ownly-lownly:

why do people look like their art styles so much
like
they don’t look exactly like it
but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”

(via littleulvar)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via fake-mermaid)